[The Guide starts filming, showing the brightly coloured lobby of a laser tag arena. Irene is looking up to something off-screen intently, then frowns slightly. She is reading the score from the last round, and the result is not as favourable as she could have liked. All the same, she turns to America with a smile.]

Tied again, dear. Another round?

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[Suddenly, a pair of bright blue eyes that look really tired.]

...How's this thing work? Does that light mean it's working?

[The eyes pull back a bit to show a rather youthful face, slightly lean from malnutrition and maybe a bit dead around the eyes.]Y'know, I'd thought I finally had some good news, seein' the battle at Gettysburg over and all. ( Read more... )

[The device clicks on and there is America, wearing a rather patriotic Hawaiian style shirt and tropical pants to match. He's grinning wide. Did you forget how loud he can be? Well, have a reminder.]

HEY, EVERYONE!

Today's the Fourth of July! Independence Day! My independence day to be exact, which signifies me becoming my own nation, away from ( Read more... )

[So the job of the month for America was delivering pizzas, and even though he'd love to waste as much time on the beach as possible, he still had to work for a living, right? Sure, he figured he'd get a bike or a car, get some pizzas to snack on, and have an awesome time when he first signed up. How could a job with food be boring?

Boy, was he ( Read more... )

[The camera clicks on to a nice view of how the sky is blue and all the leaves are green, and the sun's as warm as a baked potato. Ahem. But awesome. Beaches are amazing. America is on the beach in his patriotic swim trunks (never have the stars and stripes been put to a more recreational use) and he's at work building a sand castle ( Read more... )

[The device clicks on, but mostly because America's toying with it, and his palm accidentally. This continues for a few moments before he realizes he's being recorded. Oh, and yes, this is on Towel Day, so he's sitting in his room, perfectly naked. And he seems to be perfectly okay with this, as if this is completely normal.

Icon is relevant.]Okay ( Read more... )

[The device clicks on and there are GIANT MUTANT BEES AHHHH... oh wait. No, false alarm. The bees are pretty normal sized, but you get to see an amusing shot of America wearing a bee keeper suit, veil and all, holding the device with a swarm of bees around him. I like my nations like I like my coffee... COVERED IN BEES!]Hehehe! So... figured I'd ( Read more... )

[The video clicks on, kind of... moves for a bit, before a Pikachu comes into view. He's got a pair of glasses over his head, kind of held in place by his ears, but it's definitely too big for him.]

Pikachuuu..

[He whines, an ear drops, and he blinks, looking closer at the camera. Oh snap, it's recording! He waves his arms a bit, somewhat ( Read more... )

[America can be seen, holding his device close to his face. He looks horrified, to say the least, and when he speaks, his voice is softer than usual.]

Guys... I, as your hero, have been scouting out the food court, making sure everything is safe to eat! And there's so much there, so it's taken me a while to get to everything..

[He pauses, ( Read more... )

-ll is this thing?

[Audible fumbling as the feed comes on. Then some pounding as someone decides to hit the communicator against the wall.]

What kind of technology is this? This is.. well, it should be mine! But it doesn't seem to do anything!

[More fumbling. All of a sudden, there's a very disorienting video feed of America shaking the device, ( Read more... )